Musamman funny scenes a sansanin

A sosai na kowa abin shagala kawai a wani dalibi yi tawagar, schoolyards, da aikin yi, ko bazara hutu sansanin ne na gama m harkokin - improvised kide ko games, gasa, sa hannu a cikin abin da ake bukata a yi wasa da funny al'amuran. A sansanin har yanzu suna da ake bukata domin daban-daban holidays. Ba za a iya yi ba tare da su, da kuma a lokacin duk kuka fi so KVNov.

Mahalli a sansanin - short miniatures

Hakika, ba da gaskiya cewa babban zama na sansanonin da stroyotryadah ba wasa a mataki, ba lallai ba ne su shirya wani dogon magana. Short, amma succinct kuma m scenes a sansanin yawanci ji dadin mafi girma nasara fiye da ko rijiya-kawota, amma dogon m wasanni. Kamar yadda na mãkirci kyau kwarai abu labarbaru za a iya amfani da su. Alal misali, scenes a sansanin game da m kwamfuta mutane ko da yaushe dauka "tare da kara". Shi ne ba wani asirin da cewa da yawa yara a yau ne a sãɓãwar launukansa digiri na Internet buri.

Funny skits ga sansanin game da "kwamfuta nerds"

1. Yaron da baƙin ciki dubi yogurt. A makwabcin a kan tebur jũya zuwa gare shi, "Little Johnny, me ya sa ba ka cin abinci ka yogurt?" - "Ka sani, Svetlana, shi ne ba a ɗora Kwatancen zuwa karshen ..." - "Ya yi kamar cewa?" - "Kada ka ganin rubutu:" 15% ". Saboda haka ina jiran, a lokacin da shi ya zama 100%, kuma zai yiwu a yi amfani da shi! "-" Saboda haka yana da kitse, Little Johnny! "-" A kitsen - me ke cewa? ".
2. Little Johnny ke tafiya a da'ira a kusa da bayan gida, priprygivaet rashin haƙuri. Dace da Bob. "Little Johnny, me ya sa ba ku zo ciki?" - "Na'am, a ƙyamaren ƙofofin da rubutu:" 404 "yana nufin cewa ya iya ba!"

Mahalli domin rani sansanin

Amma mafi ban sha'awa ne miniatures, wanda Abin mamaki ya bayyana rai da yara, a sauran a nan.

1. Alal misali, za ka iya nuna wa yara maza wanda ba su so su fita daga cikin ruwan yayin da iyo a cikin teku, ko a wani kogi. Fito fizruka ba su gudu a kan rairayin bakin teku, da kuma ana samun cikin haske iska da kuma nutse. A karo na farko da wannan lambar ne zato ke kada a gane shi - fizruk gabatar da sabon kungiyar da kuma yara maza suna splashing fun sake "na biyu lokaci". Amma wannan wayo fizruki faruwa wajen ƙidaya swimmers. Found "ragi". "Abin da za mu iya yi? - shan wahala fizruk. - Abin da ya yi tare da karin yara? Aw, zo a kan! "Kuma ya da wahala a kan fuskarsa" drowns "karin yara a cikin ruwa. Hakika, wannan scene ba wasa fitar a cikin ruwa, da kuma "duka kumfa" artists da a kan mataki, ciki har da gwaninta, ta amfani pantomime.
2. A irony game da dare tafiya mutane a karkashin taken: "Na yi pee!" Kuma za a zama fun soma matasa. Akwai wani zaɓi don aika alhakin shawara "fama da zawo," da yaron zuwa asibiti ko wani ƙoƙari na warkar da tonic, bayan da matashi gaske za su yi matsaloli, duk da haka, a gaban shugabanci.

halshen song

Yawancin mutane suna kamu da remake shahara songs a cikin "sansanin" hanya. Dramatize wani song quite sauƙi, da mutumci da shi a sarari to matasa. Za ka iya yi, misali, wata song: "Our locomotive, gaba tashi!"

Kuma mu jam'iyyar gaba kwari

The cin abinci daina!

Mashawarci, ku gudu daga hanya,

Bayan duk, a gaban Vova!

Kawar da toshiya da duk hanyar Vovka,

Kawar da toshiya da abincin rana a wani minti,

Yana da ya ko da yaushe nasara

A wannan hanya!

Amma a nan on Labor Troopers

Tafi duk a cikin tawagar,

Volodya mu a matsayin saboteur,

A bushes zaune a wani kwantonsu.

Vovochki image - a gama haka cikin ayoyi iya zama "Musamman" ga takamaiman misalai dauka daga rayuwa da na gama.